There is one man who defies them all… GRAEBER! He’s a football coach, batman, and a celebrity. Coach Graeber is a football and gym coach at West Ridge Middle School. Coach Graeber is batman because he has never been seen in the same room as batman and Bruce Wayne is just Graebers decoy. Graeber also has many gadgets like his famous graeberang and his Gray-Bear which he rides while on his adventures. Coach Graeber is my inspiration, I’ve always wanted to Graeber smash like he does… All of these reasons make for why Coach Graeber is the coolest person ever.